The Trump Topwater Fishing Lure
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Fantastic Topwater Lure, Really The Best
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Catches Huge Fish, The Biggest Fish, Believe Me, Ask Anyone
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The Strongest Durable American Design Ever, Trust Me
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If You Hear This Isn't The Best Lure Ever It's #FakeNews
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All Other Lures Are Losers, Complete Disasters
